Quotes from The Office

These are various funny quotes that we remember from The Office.

Michael Scott - I call her 'Hillary Rodham Clinton'... not to her face. Well not because I'm scared of her. Because I'm not. But yeah...

Dwight Schrute - I've been recommending downsizing since I got here. I even brought it up in my interview.

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Toby - We're not all gonna sit in a circle Indian style, are we?

Michael Scott - Get out. No this is not a joke. It was offensive and lame, so double offensive. This is an environment of welcoming and you should just get the hell out of here.
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Michael Scott - The most sacred thing I do is care... Today I am in charge of picking a great new healthcare plan. Right? That's what this is all about. Does that make me their doctor? Um, yes. Like a specialist.

Dwight Schrute - In the wild, there is no healthcare. In the wild healthcare is 'Ow, I hurt my leg. I can't run. A lion eats me, and I'm dead.' Well, I'm not dead. I'm the lion. You're dead.

Michael Scott - You don't call retarded people retards. t's bad taste. You call your friends retards when they're acting retarded.

Jim Halpert - I can't say whether Dunder Mifflin paper is less flammable, sir, but I can assure you that it is certainly not more flammable.

Michael Scott - I am just coming out myself. I am coming out hetero.