Thursday, September 27, 2007

The first episode of The Office was today



The first episode was hilarious, Meredith gets hit by a car by Michael. While she is in the hospital, she finds out she has rabies from the bat in the office. In a previous episode Dwight trapped a bat over her head with a trash bag and a paintball mask. If it weren't for her getting hit by Michael and being sent to the hospital, she may have never found out that she had rabies. On another note Angela's cat sprinkles has also bit the dust. Dwight was supposed to feed her and give her some medication, and instead kills the cat. Leave it to Dwight, always thinking to much, i was expecting him to do worse actually, like putting the dismembered cat in an oil drum. Anyways, after all this bad news, Michael believes that the office is cursed. He begins to organize a marathon for Rabies Awareness. LOL. Pam and Jim, also tried to act like there was no relationship going on. This almost made me mad, because i thought they were going to keep us in a state of suspense. Later to my surprise though, they did confirm a relationship. I wonder if Jenna Fischer (the actor that plays Pam) is seriously considering Jim in being in a real relationship. Of course, that would be all speculation i have no sources on that subject. She did just break up with her real life husband... Carrying on...They seem to be getting along great as far as the show is concerned. Dwight and Angela however, are having many problems because of the cat incident. I think future shows are definitely going to be worth watching. Stay tuned to find out what i think about all the shows this season. This was a great start and will be on iPods everywhere. Great show guys Keep up the good work!

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

The Office Season 4 starts tomorrow

I am so excited i can't wait. I mean everyone knew Jim and Pam had to get together sometime. I just want to know whats going to happen now that Ryan is in charge. Of course, knowing what happens with Jim and Pam is an added bonus. I mean she has broken up with her hubby, so who knows what could of happened on the set of Season 4, only one way to find out...and the world finds out tomorrow. Set your Tivo everyone

Did you know if it wasn't for Apple's iTunes....


We might not be enjoying another season of The Office. NBC announced that if it wasn't for the sales that happened online with iTunes, they would not have created another season. Thank god that took The Office off the chopping block. I am glad they didn't do anything stupid. If only iTunes came along during the times of the show Firefly. Thats another great show that was way ahead of its time. So sleep easy tonight folks iTunes now has our back. Hopefully networks wont take shows off the schedule as quickly, now that they can refresh the sales stats page. Kudos Apple for saving such a great show like The Office.

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Quotes from The Office

These are various funny quotes that we remember from The Office.

Michael Scott - I call her 'Hillary Rodham Clinton'... not to her face. Well not because I'm scared of her. Because I'm not. But yeah...

Dwight Schrute - I've been recommending downsizing since I got here. I even brought it up in my interview.

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Toby - We're not all gonna sit in a circle Indian style, are we?

Michael Scott - Get out. No this is not a joke. It was offensive and lame, so double offensive. This is an environment of welcoming and you should just get the hell out of here.
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Michael Scott - The most sacred thing I do is care... Today I am in charge of picking a great new healthcare plan. Right? That's what this is all about. Does that make me their doctor? Um, yes. Like a specialist.

Dwight Schrute - In the wild, there is no healthcare. In the wild healthcare is 'Ow, I hurt my leg. I can't run. A lion eats me, and I'm dead.' Well, I'm not dead. I'm the lion. You're dead.

Michael Scott - You don't call retarded people retards. t's bad taste. You call your friends retards when they're acting retarded.

Jim Halpert - I can't say whether Dunder Mifflin paper is less flammable, sir, but I can assure you that it is certainly not more flammable.

Michael Scott - I am just coming out myself. I am coming out hetero.

Has anyone thought of how Ryan is going to be as Michael's new boss?


Because Micheal would not take the job of Jan when she was being fired, Ryan has stepped up to the plate to replace Jan. I wonder how Ryan is going to act towards Michael now that he is in a position of power, and Michael has treated Ryan as "his bitch" for so very long. Michael is a very good salesman, I just hope he can remain a boss. I know management techniques are not his strong-point, but i would still love to have him as a boss. He always knows how to make everyone laugh. Especially when he is not even trying.

Sunday, September 23, 2007

Links

These are links to various friends and places that have to do with The Office.

The Office Official Website
Very original "The Office" merchandise
Flonkerton Blog
Jello Stapler
Jenna Fischer Fan Site
Life in the Office
Office Tally
The Office Blog
Rainn Wilson Fan Site
The Office Quotes
Steve Carell Fan Site
Jenna Fischer Blog

Congratulations! The Office receives an Emmy, and several nominations!

Great work and great show. Finally this collectively funny group of people gets recognized for all the great work they are doing on a great show. Great job guys! Keep up the good work. I hope there are 10 seasons to come.

Here is a list of pranks Jim pulled on Dwight



Jim has pulled a number of pranks on Dwight threw-out all of the seasons. I have compiled a list of all the pranks Jim has pulled on him.

* Made Jell-O with Dwight's stapler inside.
* Sharpened pencils and placed them in-between his and Dwight's desk.
* Made Jell-O with Michael's famous "World's Best Boss" mug inside.
* Changed Dwight's race in Diversity Day to "Asian". (From Deleted Scene)
* When Dwight was assigned to pick a health-care plan Jim locked him in his assigned "Workspace".
* Helped Pam think of crazy illnesses for the Health Form.
* Joined an "alliance" with Dwight, only ending up to making him more scared for loosing his job.
* Made Dwight buy a purse.
* After Jim found Dwight's wallet in the parking lot, and decided to give it back to Dwight unchanged. Even still, Dwight canceled all his credit cards. (actually a deleted scene)
* Posted Dwight's Resume online to a number of places online like craigslist.
* Put Dwight's desk in the bathroom.
* Slammed on the brakes to hit Dwight's head and break his fitness orb.
* Made Dwight believe a Thursday was a Friday, and that made him late.
* Had Dwight believing that Michael was going to be the surprise guest at his party.
* Put Dwight's wallet and other things in the vending machine.
* Dwight recieved "tips" from Jim, although, Dwight's speach turned out to be a success.
* Paid all of the coworkers five dollars to call Dwight "Dwayne" for the whole day.
* Told Dwight there was an abandoned infant in the Women's restroom and he ran inside to see, Meredith using the toilet.
* Replaced all of Dwight's pencils and pens, with crayons.
* Put more weight in Dwight's telephone using nickels, then took them all out, causing Dwight to hit himself with the reciever of the telephone.
* Made a funny ID badge for Dwight.
* Moved Dwights desk an inch at a time threwout the course of a day.
* Wrapped Dwight's desk in police tape.
* With Pam's help he convinced Dwight he had telekinetic powers.
* Had Dwight (and Michael) believe that a gaydar was real.
* Broke into Dwight's room at convention, and thinks Dwight has ordered a stripper when it is infact Angela.
* Made extremely high pitched sounds with Pam, so that Dwight would schedule an appointment with a doctor.
* Sent Dwight faxes from the future, using Dwight's leader heads.
* Stared at Dwight's forehead just to make him angry.
* Ordered 15 pizzas to the office under Dwight's name.
* Received gift from Pam on Christmas that enabled him to play a trick on Dwight where he thought he worked for the CIA.
* Told Dwight that the waitress at Benihana didn't know how to field dress a goose.
* Made Dwight believe that their waitress at Benihana, was asleep.
* Told Dwight that the Ben Franklin actor was really Ben Franklin.
* Made Dwight salivate to the sound of his computer, by giving Dwight a mint everytime a certain noise played.
* Somehow got Dwight to look for wedding crashers at Phyllis' wedding.
* Made Dwight believe he (Jim) was turning into a vampire from a bat that was loose in the office.
* Relayed incorrect messages from Dwight to Andy, when Dwight refused to talk to Andy because he was shunned.
* Dresses up like Dwight, and to get him back Dwight dresses up as Jim. I have a link to it here

Remember when Jim was Dwight, and Dwight was Jim?

This was hilarious definitely one of the best moments on the show. When i first saw it i couldnt stop laughing. Of course, if your not a fan of the show you probably wont get the joke.

What everyone did on there summer vacation!

Well we have all been waiting and its almost here. The Office is coming out with a new season. This is what everyone did on there summer vacation!



We will find out if Jim and Pam or Jam, will stay together, and i have a feeling we are going to get to know how Dwight and Angela's relationship progresses. We will see what happens. Keep your eyes peeled for the first episode! I just setup this site to be the ultimate fan base site for everything The Office.